Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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