Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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