all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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