do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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