i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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