i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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