I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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