I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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