So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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