I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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