I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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