If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
