I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
try to milk me bitch
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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