I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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