3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
She's the barista slut.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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