I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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