Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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