people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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