YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
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