Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
