Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
i need some magic done to my vagina
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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