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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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