Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i just had sex bonerless
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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