Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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