Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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