so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize