Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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