I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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