The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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