i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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