I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I have tasted many bathrooms
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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