maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
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