Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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