is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
