He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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