Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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