The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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