The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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