just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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