whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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