I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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