Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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