we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
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