Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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