Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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