I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
