I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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