Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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