When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
The adults are the big ones right?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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