Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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