found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
it's like heaven, but drunker
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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