I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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