Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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