saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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