I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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