Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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